Holly Madison gave birth to a daughter today. Oh, the jokes I could make about whether she’ll put that young woman right on the the pole or whether she’ll wait until she loses the baby fat…….
The name has not been released yet, but I am hoping for a name that will easily translate to the pole once she’s of age. Holly Jr. might work.
She could also name her daughter one of the following approved stripper names:
- Gypsy
- Sparkle
- Divine
- Candi
- Lola
- Raven
- Ginger (only if it fits)
- Mercedes
- Desiree
- Crystal
- Tiara
If you have any other suggestions, please comment!
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Christa T. Palmer is a mother of 2 small children who lives in Colorado. She worked in the corporate world for more than a decade, but she was laid off the day after returning from maternity leave. Since then, she has worked as a freelance writer.
How about Chantilly?
I heard a rumor that she was using a brand name – for a price, of course! Girl haz bills to pay. Ahem, I may read too much gossip.
Oh really? What is she doing, naming it after a hotel in Vegas?
*snicker*
Velvett
Diamond (possibly pronounced Dee-ah-moaned)
Vegas
Kaytlinne Madonna
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Ooooh, I like that
I was thinking Destiny MGM Grande, but I like yours better.
You've given me a way to go in naming my new angel fish. Who wouldn't love Busty Scales?
I want to buy a fish just so I can name it this.
All too often, the names of my sisters and me end up on such lists.
Amber, Tiffany, Misty
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And she did. Rainbow Aurora is that poor child's name.