stripper pole

Holly Madison gave birth to a daughter today. Oh, the jokes I could make about whether she’ll put that young woman right on the the pole or whether she’ll wait until she loses the baby fat…….

The name has not been released yet, but I am hoping for a name that will easily translate to the pole once she’s of age. Holly Jr. might work.

She could also name her daughter one of the following approved stripper names:

  • Gypsy
  • Sparkle
  • Divine
  • Candi
  • Lola
  • Raven
  • Ginger (only if it fits)
  • Mercedes
  • Desiree
  • Crystal
  • Tiara

If you have any other suggestions, please comment!

 

 

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Christa T. Palmer (265 Posts)

Christa T. Palmer is a mother of 2 small children who lives in Colorado. She worked in the corporate world for more than a decade, but she was laid off the day after returning from maternity leave. Since then, she has worked as a freelance writer.