Did you know that Farrah Abraham, from season 1 of Teen Mom, has a business venture? No, I’m not talking about that movie. I can’t even mentally process the thought of that movie. (more…)
Entertainment
The Fresh Beat Band: Top 5 Sins
If you are not familiar with The Fresh Beat Band, they are an absolutely insidious group that has a show on Nick Jr. Their music could drive a person to serious day-drinking. They are very popular with children, but most of the adults I know have a less-than-stellar opinion of the band’s music. I’ve summarized some of their sins here for you. (more…)
Tuesday Cartoon Break
It’s raining in Gotham today It was supposed to rain in Gotham today, so here is a little cartoon fun to share with the kids. Here are some classics that are still pretty fun for little ones. Don’t forget the “Mommy Juice.” (more…)
Three Abandoned Places
Today’s post on abandoned places will focus on deserted amusement parks and the screaming children who once frequented them. This is why we can’t have nice things. (more…)
Is Teen Mom Farrah Spiraling Downward?
Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has been in the news a lot lately. It seems that she is making a desperate attempt to hold on to the fleeting fame she got from Teen Mom. The series ended in 2012. (more…)
Books That Make Kids Snicker
My son has been busy making his birthday list for days. He asked for a book that I thought, at first, was a joke. It turns out that I had a lot to learn. (more…)
Olivia versus Peppa Pig
My kids love pigs. Specifically, they love both Olivia and Peppa Pig. They can’t get enough of either pig. I’ve seen enough of both pigs to have wearied of the swine, but I thought I’d compare and contrast the two. It’s a pig-off! (more…)
There Might Be a Teen Mom Porn
I hope to God above and all the forces of good in the universe that this is just a rumor, but Farrah Abraham may have done a porn movie. There are rumors that in a desperate attempt to stay relevant, she filmed a naught movie with James Deen, the porno star who recently starred in a regular movie with Lindsay Lohan. (more…)
7th Heaven: Where Are They Now?
7th Heaven, the king of Very Special Episodes, ended its run in 2007. Here’s what the parents and the seven children have been up to. (more…)
Books That Will Keep Your Daughter off the Stripper Pole
All parents want to prepare their daughters for a good life. One of the key goals of all parents is preventing their daughters from earning a living on the pole. Parents also want to prevent early grandchildren. So, with that in mind, I researched some books that will help keep your daughter on the straight and narrow: (more…)
Teen Mom vs. Teen Mom 2 Scorecard
Teen Mom has had two iterations. Ever wondered how the track records of the participants of the two series stack up? (more…)
Movies For Your Wee Nerd
Raising a nerd? Awesome!
Want to give your wee nerd an intro into the genre of fantasy? Awesomer!
Here are a few little-known, but completely wonderful fantasy films that’ll give your kid a leg-up on all her/his Hobbit-loving wannabe nerd pals. Also, they are pretty fun for adults too. (more…)
Teen Mom News Roundup
The gals from Teen Mom 1 and 2 have been busy. Here’s what they’ve been up to lately: (more…)
Friday Parenting Headlines
It’s a quiet day on the parenting front. Here’s what I could scrape up: (more…)
Will Holly Madison’s Daughter Have a Stripper Name?
Holly Madison gave birth to a daughter today. Oh, the jokes I could make about whether she’ll put that young woman right on the the pole or whether she’ll wait until she loses the baby fat……. (more…)






